Three guys with hearing loss were golfing. One says to the others, "It sure is windy, isn't it?"
The second one says, "No, it's Thursday."
The third guy says, "Me, too. Let's go get a drink."
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And one more for those of you who, like my crazy kids, enjoy 5th grade potty humor. This was actually sent to Jeff by one of his college students:
(say it out loud for the best effect...)
Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Eeeew! You do?
(get it?)
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