Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
2 comments:
Those are hysterical! I gave my husband the brush-off for 6 weeks before agreeing to a date, but the joke was on me... I ended up falling for him hook, line, and sinker :)
Thanks for stopping by my blog! You should make your own magnets with those recognizable words for your daughter. Great idea!
Susannah
www.uvinyl.com
Female impersonator. Ouch. Good thing I only ever collected pick up lines and never used them...
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