I hate my legs showing! It's just I have really long leg hair! I mean I might impress girls with my muscles but still how did those boys talk me into this!!?? What if I see my girlfriend!!!?? This thing is too short!! I feel like a man living in my mother's closet!!!!
That last line cracks me up! Very clever, Sadie bug.
(I, however, happen to love a man wearing a kilt!)