A lawyer, a priest, and a little boy were on an airplane that was going to crash. There were only 2 parachutes.
The lawyer said, "I have spent years in school and, as the smartest man on this plane, I deserve to live." He grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy answered, "No, Father. There are enough parachutes for both of us. The smartest man on the plane just jumped out with my book bag."
________________________________________________
Please share your favorite (clean) joke in the comments section!
No comments:
Post a Comment