Friday, January 21, 2011

Friday Funny: Pick-up lines gone wrong

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?


Susannah said...

Those are hysterical! I gave my husband the brush-off for 6 weeks before agreeing to a date, but the joke was on me... I ended up falling for him hook, line, and sinker :)

Thanks for stopping by my blog! You should make your own magnets with those recognizable words for your daughter. Great idea!


rob said...

Female impersonator. Ouch. Good thing I only ever collected pick up lines and never used them...