Q: What do you have when you have four apples in one hand and four oranges in the other?
A: Really big hands.
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Q: Why do giraffes have such long necks?
A: Because their heads are so far away from their bodies.
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Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
A: Their middle name.
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