A guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped out and told him that she was really a beautiful princess and if he were to kiss her, she would make him very happy! He picked up the frog and put it into his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog poked her head out and said, "Didn't you hear me?! I'm a beautiful princess. All you have to do is kiss me!"
The guy took the frog out and said, "Look, I understand what you are saying, but right now I just don't have time for a girlfriend... But a talking frog? That's really cool!"