Friday Funny

A sandwich walks into a bar.  The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

A horse walks into a bar.  The bartender say, "Why the long face?"

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything."

A mushroom walks into a bar.  The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms."  The mushroom says, "Come on man, I'm a fungi."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer and a mop."

Two men walked into a bar.  The third one ducked.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.