A blonde, speeding in her little red sports car, was pulled over
by a blonde cop.
"I need to see your license", asked the cop.
The blonde fumbled through her purse and finally asked,
"What does it look like?"
"It's square and has your picture on it," replied the cop.
After searching again, she finally found a square mirror.
She looked into it and handed it to the cop.
The cop looked at it and said, "Oh, I didn't know you were a cop, too.
You can go."
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