Carrot Wars

One of my kids' teachers is at war with a friend of hers.  They go back and forth leaving cheesy, distasteful "decor" in each others homes and yards.  I'm not sure how it started or why the unusual theme, but these pranks always involve carrots.  One day as my friend pulled out of her driveway and saw an ugly assortment of carrot lawn ornaments in her yard, she had an idea.  She asked me to make a sign that she could hang on her friend's door.  Here's what I came up with -- I heard her friend loved it!  Wouldn't you??