Two old men were sitting on the front porch rocking back and forth. One of the men asked the other, "What did you do last night?"
"Last night? Last night we went to... No, that's not it. We went... Oh, that's not it either. Wait, I know. Last night we went to the show."
"Oh, really? What show did you see?"
"It was the one about... No, it was the one where... No, that's not it. Oh, I know. What's the name of that plant by the side of the house. You know, the one with the thorns and the pretty flower?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one." Then calling to his wife he said, "Hey Rose, what show did we see last night?"
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