Soren Says

It was a Fast Sunday and Soren, as usual, was struggling with hunger pains.  He was in a pretty sour mood, but when he came down the stairs all dressed up in his Sunday best, I blurted out,

"Oh Soren, you look so handsome! I just want to kiss you and eat you up!"  

He immediately deadpanned,

"Well, you can't eat."  

What a funny kid!